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“Well-designed plot, lively characters…I read it in one sitting.”
—Sarah Graves, author of
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“Fans of HGTV and cozy mysteries will enjoy…the small town of Seville, Indiana, with all its quirky, engaging residents.”
—Leslie Caine, author of
Fatal Feng Shui
“I was pleasantly surprised by this new cozy series featuring interior design. A lot of the plot includes designer tips…For those of you who enjoy decorating, that’s the icing on the cake in this book.”
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Berkley Prime Crime Titles by Peg Marberg
FAUX FINISHED
DECORATED TO DEATH
DECORATED TO DEATH
PEG
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DECORATED TO DEATH
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To my family and in particular to
Rich, Matt, Amanda, Steve, and Kevin.
Bright young adults with bright futures.
Contents
Acknowledgments
Citizens of Seville, Indiana
Visitors to Seville, Indiana
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Chapter Twenty-one
Chapter Twenty-two
Chapter Twenty-three
Chapter Twenty-four
Chapter Twenty-five
Chapter Twenty-six
Chapter Twenty-seven
Chapter Twenty-eight
Chapter Twenty-nine
Chapter Thirty
Chapter Thirty-one
Chapter Thirty-two
Chapter Thirty-three
Epilogue
A Few Words About Country Style
Painting Tips
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
I wish to thank my husband, Ed,
whose patience and understanding helped me
throughout the writing of this book.
I also wish to thank Sandra Harding, my editor,
who also helped guide me through the process.
I couldn’t have done it without them.
CITIZENS OF SEVILLE, INDIANA
Jean Hastings
Interior designer and amateur sleuth
Charlie Hastings
Jean’s husband and retired investment counselor
JR Cusak
The Hastingses’ married daughter and Jean’s business partner
Matt Cusak
JR’s husband and police lieutenant
Kerry and Kelly
JR and Matt’s children Cusak
Mary England
Charlie’s twin sister and Jean’s best friend
Denny England
Mary’s husband and owner of England’s Fine Furniture
Rollie Stevens
Seville’s chief of police
Martha Stevens
Rollie’s wife
Sally Birdwell
Widow and Jean’s neighbor
Billy Birdwell
Sally’s son and budding caterer
Tammie Flowers
Billy’s coworker and girlfriend
Amanda Little
Real estate agent
Sid Rosen, Patti Crump, Jasper Merkle
Seville police officers
Abner Wilson
Elderly handyman
Stanley Wilson
Abner’s grandnephew and helper
Hilly R. Murrow
News reporter
Horatio Bordeaux
Entrepreneur and Jean’s friend
Dr. Sue Lin Loo
Medical examiner
VISITORS TO SEVILLE, INDIANA
Dr. Peter Parker
Physician, surgeon, and nephew of vacationing Doc Parker
Dona Deville
Diet diva
Rufus (Ruffy) Halsted
Real estate tycoon wannabe and Dona’s ex
Ellie Halsted
Dona and Ruffy’s daughter
Vincent Salerno
Ellie’s bodyguard
Todd Masters
Employee of Dona Deville
Marsha (Goody) Gooding
Dona’s personal assistant
Maxine Roberts
Dona’s public relations person
Chapter
one
It was a perfect midsummer day in America’s heartland. For a change, the local weather forecast included neither the threat of an afternoon shower nor the prospect of an extended heat wave. In the backyard of my Seville, Indiana, home (located in the central part of the Hoosier state), I was enjoying a second cup of morning coffee. The house, an English-style cottage, was built in the late 1940s by Archibald Kettle, a dedicated Anglophile, who dubbed his creation Kettle Cottage, a name that stuck. Some thirty-plus years ago, my husband, Charles William Hastings, presented me with the keys to the place. I, in turn, presented Charlie with Jean Junior (aka JR), our first and only child.
From th
e flagstone patio, ensconced in a green-cushioned white wicker chair, I watched as a charm of finches, an immature cardinal, and a pair of white-breasted nuthatches hopped about in the leafy branches of the redbud tree. The yard had never looked better, thanks to the efforts of my husband, a retired investment counselor. And thanks to his devotion to the game of golf, Charlie wasn’t there to share the morning, or the moment, with me. Instead, the role of companion fell to Pesty, a pampered six-year-old Keeshond.
With eyes as black as her nose, the pudgy pooch stared wistfully at the cottage’s back door. The warm, humid air had turned the little Kees’s black and silvery coat into an unruly mound of fuzzy fur. She literally looked like a wolf in sheep’s clothing. But, her “been there, done that” attitude indicated that Pesty was ready to trade the great outdoors for the great indoors. The opportunity to do so came when the shrill ring of the kitchen phone brought us both to our feet and into the house.
“Designer Jeans. Jean Hastings speaking. How may I help you?” I said, catching my breath. Somehow I had managed (sans reading glasses), to push the correct button on Charlie’s latest Internet purchase—a skinny, Day-Glo pink, high-impact-plastic, wireless telephone. The monstrosity had more options than a Chinese dinner menu.
“And this is England’s Fine Furniture calling. Mary England speaking,” Charlie’s twin replied. Her voice overflowed with a natural exuberance. “How about having lunch at the club today?” she said, referring to the Sleepy Hollow Country Club. “Just you and me, Gin. No husbands, no kids, no grandkids, and no hassles. Or are you too busy?”
“I wish. Unfortunately, my work schedule is about as empty as Pesty’s food dish. I think I’m paying the price for operating an interior design business in a town with a population of fewer than thirty thousand.”
Designer Jeans came into being some twelve-plus years ago as a cure for my midlife crisis, which was initiated by an empty nest and exacerbated by Charlie’s early retirement. According to JR, my junior partner, Designer Jeans is a viable business thanks to my brain and her brawn.
“I didn’t go back to school, pass the National Council for Interior Design Qualification exam, and join the United Federation of Interior Designers just to end up competing with Abner Wilson and his grandnephew for jobs,” I grumbled. “While I don’t mind washing walls or even painting a few fences, I’m not all that keen on trash removal. Although, if you believe the latest gossip making its way around town, that end of the business has become a real moneymaker for the old grouch.”
“Well,” said the perpetually cheerful Mary, “if things are as bad as you say for Designer Jeans, then I think you’ll be especially interested in what I’ve got to tell you. You know, Gin, I believe this is your lucky day.”
My friendship with Mary (an attractive, albeit overweight, blithe spirit) began when we were mere toddlers and has continued to this day. She is both my best friend and sister-in-law. Still, I was about to chide her for her continuous use of my childhood nickname when she nearly rendered me deaf with an ear-piercing scream.
“Oh my stars! Gin, I’ve got to go. Herbie’s demonstrating a king-size sofa bed for a customer. The last time he did that, it took more than three hours to get him free. Even the firemen couldn’t figure out how he got himself stuck in it. Noon at the club. Bye-bye.”
The call ended, leaving me with some unanswered questions, none of which pertained to the furniture store’s salesman, the ambiguous Herbie Waddlemeyer. What did Mary have to tell me? And why did she believe that it was my lucky day? Friday the thirteenth isn’t exactly a stellar date on anybody’s calendar, and certainly not on mine. My inherited Irish intuition kicked in, leaving me with an uneasy feeling.
The feeling increased as a murder of crows came into view. Breaking formation as they flew over the yard, the ominous black birds staged a noisy reunion in the nearby woods. Listening to the ruckus, I felt about as lucky as an overfed canary trapped in a room full of underfed felines.
“Hey, snap out of it,” I said in a voice loud enough to wake the dead and the napping Pesty, “this is Indiana. Crows are like basketball hoops—they’re everywhere. Leave the pondering and foreboding to Poe. You’re an interior designer, not a master of mystery. Now, go get ready for lunch.”
Maybe the dog didn’t appreciate my little lecture, but it did me a lot of good. Mentally, I’d crossed over to the sunny side of the street, and I was determined to stay there, even if it killed me.
A huffing Pesty followed me up the oak staircase and into the master bedroom. Making herself comfortable in the middle of the crazy-quilt-covered four-poster bed, the sleepy Kees watched with drooping eyelids as I began searching the bedroom closet for a change of clothes. I’d decided to ditch the outfit that I had on (a coffee-stained, olive-drab camp shirt and shorts) for something more in keeping with my budding, cheerful disposition.
After considering everything from the ridiculous (a green chenille jumpsuit) to the sublime (ivory satin lounging pajamas), I chose my old, white linen pantsuit with its fickle zipper and my new teal camisole. The suit made the best of my less-than-perfect figure, and the camisole complemented the suit.
A quick shower and shampoo followed by a few passes with the hair dryer took care of my chin-length, gray-streaked auburn tresses. A fast application of peach blusher with matching lip gloss, a smidgen of shadow to bring out the blue in my gray eyes, and I was ready to wiggle into my clothes.
Checking my reflection in the hall mirror before leaving the house, I was pleased. For a tall, bony, senior citizen (a label today’s society bestows on anyone ordering dinner from the special early-bird menu at a chain restaurant), I looked pretty spiffy, thanks to good health, genes, and my choice of outfits.
In retrospect, I was as wrong about the suit (the zipper on the pants split when I arrived at the club) as Mary was about it being my lucky day. Had I followed my Irish intuition, skipped lunch, and spent the remainder of the day in the bathtub with a stack of home decor magazines, there’s no telling how differently things might have turned out.
Chapter
two
The noonday sun distributed a myriad of rays across Sleepy Hollow’s eighteen-hole golf course. Like sheep in a meadow, small clusters of golfers moved slowly across the rolling hills and narrow fairways.
Turning into the parking lot, I was pleasantly surprised to discover that the valet parking sign was displayed. From the number of golfers I’d observed on the course, I knew that the odds of my finding an empty parking place would be chancy at best. I handed the minivan’s keys to the young, gum-chewing male attendant. Like Speed Racer, the kid moved fast and drove even faster. Shoving the parking receipt in my purse, I said a quick prayer for the safe return of my vehicle and walked boldly into the clubhouse, broken zipper be damned.
The Sleepy Hollow clubhouse was built in the 1920s and was originally designed as a gambling casino. After a short stint as a servicemen’s club during the 1940s, the place was turned into a country club complete with an eighteen-hole golf course and full service clubhouse. Because of its white stucco exterior, orange-colored tile roof, and arched porticoes, the rambling structure belongs on a California hillside where kitsch isn’t just appreciated, it’s revered. Instead, the clubhouse, which some people claim resembles a hat box flanked by two steamer trunks, sits on a bluff on the outskirts of Seville, a small Indiana town founded in the 1870s by Garrison Seville, a Civil War hero. Personally, I like the way the old place looks both inside and out.
Last fall, Designer Jeans handled the redesign of the club’s main dining room. Although the room wasn’t open for lunch, I couldn’t resist opening the frosted-glass double doors and taking a peek. The Art Deco decor that JR and I had reintroduced into the room looked as crisp and fresh as the day we had finished the project.
The overall color scheme of white, black, and red with gold accents was as elegant as it was chic. All the hours removing old wallpaper had paid off, as had the time I spent applying a faux marbl
e finish to the walls. The huge black-lacquered sideboard with its black granite top was the room’s focal point. I’d draped a richly embroidered fringe shawl across the cabinet’s top and held it in place with a large, bronze sculptured elephant that I’d picked up for next to nothing at a flea market. Snowy white cloths topped the Gilbert Rohde reproduction dining sets. The chrome and leather chairs proved to be as durable and as comfortable as they looked. If I didn’t know better, I’d swear that the three fake King palms I’d placed where the bar once stood had grown since last fall.
Walking back across the black-and-white ceramic tile floor, I gave the bronze pachyderm a parting pat on the rump for good luck and exited the room.
With my spirits buoyed by my visit to one of Designer Jeans’ most successful projects, I headed down to the west corridor leading to the club’s bar and grill, where lunch was being served and Mary was waiting for me.
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